SelectaCorp is a fictional corporation, a website, and the latest pseudonym of one of OwnedFemales’ favorite creators.
We were first introduced to this person as Marlissa, an author of erotica primarily about Mind Control.
Eventually this person stopped publishing as Marlissa, and began publishing as Georg Kinaski, the editor of PA Magazine. PA Magazine was a fictional magazine oriented towards Personal Assistants (secretaries, etc.) in a world where that status of women was greatly reduced and sexual harassment, rape, and violence against women were common.
PA Magazine was hosted on various Yahoo groups and never had its own permanent home, and kept getting evicted and its archives lost.
The author created an exciting world of short stories and pictures with captions that then disappeared from the Internet. Mr. Kinaski went on to create/become SelectaCorp, which focuses on very similar themes to PA Magazine. However, SelectaCorp falls short of the standard PA Magazine set in two important ways:
- SelectaCorp seems to primarily produce interactive simulation games rather than fiction. If you prefer fiction, as I do, this is a let-down.
- SelectaCorp, frustratingly to me, takes these incredibly sexy topics and writes about them in the least-sexy way possible. They appear to trying to make this content as “professional” as possible, leaving in the mysogyny but taking away the sexual activity.
I’m still a subscriber to SelectaCorp’s Patreon, because even if Selecta never publishes another story, I feel I owe something for all the enjoyment I’ve had from this content over the years.
SelectaCorp has published one issue of Patronus Magazine, which I do like – particularly the re-branding of the “Sex Crimes Unit” as the “Lying Bitches Unit.” It’s definitely worth a read, although it continues to be more “professional” than PA Magazine.
And finally, SelectaCorp has released some archived issues of PA Magazine. They are sadly not complete, and due to their age the screen resolution and size are pretty low, but they illustrate how really good the original PA Magazine was.
Here’s some classic PA Magazine pages I’ve enjoyed. They all display very small on a modern computer, so you’ll probably need to make them bigger in your browser.
Articles
- Coping With Groping is a true classic. One of the best of PA Magazine.
- Two Weeks to Termination
- Five Weeks to Hell
- This two-part point/counterpoint is kind of fun.
- Confessions of a Corporate Cuckold
- Odd Girl Out: The Rise and Fall of the Female Executive
- Attitude Adjustment
- Poledancing For Your Paycheck
- Performance Management For Your PA
- Seku Hara in Japan
- Take Your Daughter to Work Day
- Exit Stage Left
- Casual Friday Fashion Revue
- Terms of Surrender
- Office Fun: Part 1: The Panty Pool, Part 2: Schoolgirl Day, Part 3: Bikini Contest, Part 4: Cheerleader Day, Part 5: Her First Business Trip
- Your Next Secretary
- Suggested Sexual Harassment Policy
- Subjugating Your Secretary
- The Boss’s Preferences
- Secretarial Style Guide
- White Bitch Booty Call
- Working for the Man
- Benefits for Bimbos
- From Exec to Sec
- Boss Rape
- Saluting the End of Women’s Lib
- Economic News Watch
- Five Says You Never Say To Your Boss
- Dating Your Boss
Dear PA Magazine
- Dear PAM: Dress Code
- Dear PAM: Hard Working Girl
- Dear PAM: Learning to Get Bi
- Dear PAM: Party Girl
- Dear PAM: Dress Code Dilemma
- Dear PAM: BJ Queen Blues
- Dear PAM: Biz Trip Bimbo
- Dear PAM: Complaint Dept
- Dear PAM: Blonde Ambition
- Dear PAM: Full-Time Fox
- Dear PAM: Tardy Little Temp
- Dear PAM: Teasing the Temp
- Dear PAM: Uptown Boss
- Dear PAM: MBA not PA
- Dear PAM: Shiksas are for Practice
- Dear PAM: Wham Bam Sorry Ma’am
- Dear PAM: You Rub My Back
- Dear PAM: Button-Downed Boss
- Dear PAM: Mistaken Identity?
- Dear PAM: Prima Nocta
- Dear PAM: Vows of a Trophy Wife
- Dear PAM: Prettiest Panties Contest
- Dear PAM: Managed “Hell"th Care
- Dear PAM: Blind Date Backfires
- Dear PAM: A Sticky Situation
- Dear PAM: Blind Date Backfires
- Dear PAM: STG
- Dear PAM: Brit’s Bizzare Xmas Bonus
- Dear PAM: Phone Fphun For Fanny
- Dear PAM: Office Popping Pool
- Dear PAM: Cleavage Question
- Dear PAM: Belted In
- Dear PAM: Top Guns
- Dear PAM: Corporate Captive
- Dear PAM: Eye Candy
- Dear PAM: Good Bi Girl
- Dear PAM: An Amateur
- Dear PAM: You’ve Got Mail
- Dear PAM: Maxed Out
- Dear PAM: Career Choices
- Dear PAM: Weighing the Consequences
- Dear PAM: Forgive Her Father
- Dear PAM: Loyal Company Girl
- Dear PAM: Happy Birthday Mr. President
- Dear PAM: A Good Corporate Fit
PA Magazine Sponsors
- Ad: Adopt A Stray Today
- Ad: Secretarial Dance Academie
- Ad: FosterCare Division
- Ad: National Employers Index
- Ad: Tylenol Roofies
- Ad: Tidy Teasers
- Ad: JAL
- Ad: Boardroom Center
- Ad: National Employers Index
- Ad: The Meat Market
- Ad: Ultimatum Clinics
- Ad: Peerless Secretarial School Multi-Pager
- Ad: Command and Control Inc
- Ad: Hooters is Hiring
- Ad: Executive Movers
- Ad: Hardwood Academy
- Ad: Domestic Bliss Systems
- Ad: Command and Control
- Ad: Executive Privilege Suites